The last week of the 2000s, which will go down infamously as the Double-War Decade, finds former Vice-Fraudulent Cheney mouthing off again against the new administration. The Prince of Bombast (when not of Darkness) now opines that President Obama “is pretending we are not at war.” I think, now that we are rid of Fraudulent Bush, and Cheney can no longer arrogantly drop the F-bomb on the Senate floor, the former Vice-Fraudulent feels he owes it to his bombastic base not to let a month go by without saying something outrageous to ruffle feathers somewhere.
This charge, after Obama has just publicly discussed and defended his decision to commit 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan. At his Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech, no less.
I hear the former Vice-Fraudulent’s memoirs are soon to be published. Where do I get in line for that one? Maybe I can suggest a few titles:
· How to Point Fingers and Influence People
· How to Point Missiles and Influence People
· How to Shoot Quail and Influential People’s Faces
· Dark Shadows
· Dark Shadow Government
· Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Leaks But Were Afraid to Ask
· Elections and Other Trivialities
· Police Reports and Other Trivialities
· My Life in the Axis of Evil
· A Layman’s Guide to Hiring and Firing Non-Conservative U.S. Attorneys
· All the Puppeteer’s Men
Dick Cheney. What a pathetic excuse for a politician.
1 comment:
How to Shoot Quail is the name of my forthcoming rap record so I hope picks a different name. I don't want to get black bagged.
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