Thank you for stopping in today
It’s wonderful to see you
Unfortunately, we are out of everything
The corn did not produce this year
As expected a lean year for beef
Milk was low with the blighted cows
Our shirts are out of makers now
The pants supply is low as well
No more workers down in sweatshop hell
Our entertainment aisle is dismal too
No more remakes to fill CDs
Nor could the movies copy any more
Since creativity was euthanized
Little art left to sell you know
The writers have run out of words
This cash register however is for sale
It’s quite a sleek electronic thing
As for our other stock, do stop back
We are out of everything
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