Modernity

Someone is following me on Twitter.
Someone is downloading my photo onto their iPhone.
Someone is emailing me from Ankara.
Someone is Skyping me from France.
Someone is unable to Google.
Someone prefers Macs to PCs.
Someone is tired of MySpace.
Someone looks silly on YouTube.
Someone is texting from somewhere.
Someone has just bought a Nook.
Someone is Mapquesting their way to my place.
Someone unemployed is on LinkedIn.
Someone gave up on Yahoo.
Someone created a Hub.
Someone has grown disenchanted with the Web.
Someone has registered a domain.
Someone is running in place.
Benjamin Franklin looks up from his Almanac and says, “Huh?”